hotboy1000 发表于 2003-12-31 22:56:31

UNIX用户如何在酒吧泡MM

find
talk
whoami
whatis
uname
quota
set
mv
whereis
unzip
strip
touch
finger
top
mount
compress
!!
more
yes
jobs
umount
sleep
reboot
要是被她男朋友看见了就要 kill -9 了，呵呵。

seven1240 发表于 2004-1-2 16:34:44


$ BEGIN
transaction starting...

$ find
Can't found

$ talk
NO response

$ whoami
NO name

$ whatis
DON't know

$ uname
girl

$ quota
NO quota

$ set
NO privilege

$ mv
fixed thing can't move

$ whereis
almost heaven

$ unzip
bad zip files

$ strip
Nothing to strip

$ touch
beyond your finger

$ finger
No touch available

$ top
Can't go there

$ mount
missing target

$ compress
100% complete

$ !!
Denied

$ more
no more

$ yes
no

$ jobs
no jobs

$ umount
not mounted

$ sleep
can't be awaked, are you sure?n

$
$
$
$ make
nothing to make

$ make it
Don't know how to make it,stop

$ make love
Don't know how to make love, stop

$ make install
error***

$ make clean
out of place

$ fuck
Access Denied!

============================
BROADCAST FROM ROOT ON tty0
Virus Found!!! FUN-LOVE virus, danger!
============================

$ kill
no such pid

$ kill all
misuse of key words

$ lock
are you sure?n
$ unlock

$ commit
not in transaction

$ commit suicide
don't do that

$rollback

$help
no help available

$ what should i do
TOO many arguments!!!!!!

rougers 发表于 2004-1-3 12:10:47

:twisted:

powerme 发表于 2004-1-3 17:12:50

:mrgreen:

seven1240 发表于 2004-1-6 13:21:57

真讨厌，论坛把 f u c k 替换成了 faint::>

webfly 发表于 2004-1-9 15:32:13

hehe

qybei 发表于 2004-1-10 10:27:21

撼!

athlonxhy 发表于 2004-1-10 11:07:34

创意不错，创意不错，呵呵哈呵呵

xob 发表于 2004-1-12 21:15:56

写的好！！

hongewuyan 发表于 2004-1-16 20:19:21

强文啊……

bones7456 发表于 2004-1-17 20:01:46

呵呵，有趣啊

bluemax 发表于 2004-1-23 20:25:02

够新意

dsuboat 发表于 2004-1-23 22:05:43

:lol: 呵呵~~~~~

lovewilliam 发表于 2004-2-9 17:48:52

:lol::twisted:

oneyear 发表于 2004-2-10 15:58:30

有点意思
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