UNIX用户如何在酒吧泡MM
findtalk
whoami
whatis
uname
quota
set
mv
whereis
unzip
strip
touch
finger
top
mount
compress
!!
more
yes
jobs
umount
sleep
reboot
要是被她男朋友看见了就要 kill -9 了,呵呵。
$ BEGIN
transaction starting...
$ find
Can't found
$ talk
NO response
$ whoami
NO name
$ whatis
DON't know
$ uname
girl
$ quota
NO quota
$ set
NO privilege
$ mv
fixed thing can't move
$ whereis
almost heaven
$ unzip
bad zip files
$ strip
Nothing to strip
$ touch
beyond your finger
$ finger
No touch available
$ top
Can't go there
$ mount
missing target
$ compress
100% complete
$ !!
Denied
$ more
no more
$ yes
no
$ jobs
no jobs
$ umount
not mounted
$ sleep
can't be awaked, are you sure?n
$
$
$
$ make
nothing to make
$ make it
Don't know how to make it,stop
$ make love
Don't know how to make love, stop
$ make install
error***
$ make clean
out of place
$ fuck
Access Denied!
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BROADCAST FROM ROOT ON tty0
Virus Found!!! FUN-LOVE virus, danger!
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$ kill
no such pid
$ kill all
misuse of key words
$ lock
are you sure?n
$ unlock
$ commit
not in transaction
$ commit suicide
don't do that
$rollback
$help
no help available
$ what should i do
TOO many arguments!!!!!!
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